"Is this the scent of anarchy? Certainly, there's a revolution in this bottle." I had to double check it wasn't April 1 when I read the story. Sex Pistols: The Perfume? Now I've seen everything. Not content selling Country Life Butter, John Lydon and the rest of the Pistols have teamed up with Paris-based perfume company Etat Libre D'Orange to piss all over Pistols' punk-rock legacy - and they've never smelt better. "To wear this scent you must resist conformity, fight tradition" (and pay £30). Lame!